Department of Karma
Disclaimer
Last updated August 28, 2026
The Department of Karma keeps meticulous records and makes no promises. Here is the plain version.
It is a ritual, not a spell
Karma Willow is symbolic entertainment and a way to express something and set it down. The willow, the box, the crack, and the messenger cat are a designed experience. Breaking a willow files a case with a fictional department. That is all it does.
What Karma Willow does not do
- It does not perform supernatural acts.
- It does not guarantee that any wish will come true, or that anything will change.
- It does not send anything to, or act upon, any real person.
- The messenger does not deliver your wish to a place that affects the world. Where it “goes” is part of the story.
It is not professional advice
Karma Willow is not, and is not a substitute for, medical care, mental-health treatment, therapy, crisis support, legal advice, financial or investment advice, or religious or spiritual services. If you are struggling, please reach out to a qualified professional or a local crisis line. If someone is in immediate danger, contact your local emergency number.
You are responsible for what you do
Filing a case is not a substitute for real-world action, and it is not permission for it. You remain responsible for your own conduct. Karma Willow may not be used to threaten, harass, stalk, doxx, injure, or organise retaliation against another person, and doing so breaks the Terms of Service and the Community Guidelines.
No liability for outcomes
Any resemblance between a filed wish and a later real-world event is coincidence. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Karma Willow is not liable for actions taken, or not taken, in reliance on the ritual.